Zen for those who take life too seriously
1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
8. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
9. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
11. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
12. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
13. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
