Mooie filmquotes

[Wybo]

uit ROTK:

Aragorn:A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Gimli : Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

uit The Fast and the Furious:

Dom: Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

[porcupine]

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?

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Narrator: I flipped through catalogs and wondered: "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"

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Narrator: With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

- Fightclub


Claudia Gator: I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.

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Jim Kurring: I lost my gun today.
Claudia Wilson Gator: What?
Jim Kurring: I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things - that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today - and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me.

- Magnolia


Marge Gunderson: There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

- Fargo


Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

- The Boondock Saints

[LaNaussee]

Uit 'Silence of the Lambs'

Hannibal: 'Excuse me, I have an old friend for dinner'

Uit 'Seven':

John Doe: 'There's a sin on every corner, but we don't see them for we're used to them'

[aegron]

It was a good rug. it tied the room together!
The big lebowski

Coincidence? I think not!
The comic book guy in the simpsons

 

[Wybo]

Reservoir dogs:
Mr Pink is neergeschoten in de maag:
Mr. Pink: Is it bad?
Mr. White: As opposed to good?

[porcupine]

Leonard Shelby: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.

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Leonard Shelby: I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage.

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[Finding a beaten man in his closet]
Leonard Shelby: Who did this to you?
Dodd: You did.

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Leonard Shelby: If we talk for too long, I'll forget how we started. Next time I see you, I'm not gonna remember this conversation. I don't even know if I've met you before.

- Memento

[jane]

Nash: I find that polishing my interactions in oerder to make them sociable requires a tremendous effort. I have a tendency to expedite information flow by being direct. Often I don't get a good result

A beautiful Mind

en de speech van Commodus wanneer zijn vader hem confronteert met zijn keuze voor Maximus:
You wrote to me once listen the four chief virtues. Wisdom, justice, fortitude en temperance. As I read the list I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Father. Ambition that can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, Courage. Perhaps not on the battlefield but there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to my family, to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your son. i searched the faces of the gods of ways to please you and make you proud. One kind word one full hug while you press me to your chest would have been like the sun on my face for rhousand years. What is it in me you hate so much. All I ever wanted  was that you looked up te me, ceasar, father. I would have butchered the whole world if you had only asked me.

Gladiator

[Harm]

Niet uit een film, maar uit boeken. Ongetwijfeld zullen ze echter ook in de film zitten , dusse . Overigens, beide quotes zijn van Hermione Granger (zie mijn icoon ).

quote:

Harry Potter 4 - The Goblet of Fire:
Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!

quote:

Harry Potter 3 - The Prisoner of Azkaban (dacht ik)
Hermione: You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are.
Harry: Not as good as you.
Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful.

[Sarah]

Ik weet geen filmquote uit m'n hoofd dan de dingen die gezegd worden in "natural born killers"... Maar ik ga nog even nadenken.

[Zwever]

quote from Agent(s) Smith in Matrix Reloaded:

"Without purpose, we would not exist. It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us, it is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us, we are here because of you Mr Anderson were here to take from you what you tried to take from us...............PURPOSE"

Ik hou wel van een beetje filosofie in een film, vooral als het nog een beetje smeuïg wordt gebracht.  

[porcupine]

quote:

Zwever schreef op 27 mei 2004 om 20:35:
Ik hou wel van een beetje filosofie in een film, vooral als het nog een beetje smeuïg wordt gebracht.  

Jakkie bah! Noem je dat nog filosofie, als het smeuig wordt gebracht?

[Pulpeet]

We can never see past the choices we don't understand.  

[Huk]

uit "The Crow"

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children

[Doarsie]

I'll be back.

[Harm]

quote:

Pulpeet schreef op 28 mei 2004 om 23:04:
We can never see past the choices we don't understand.  

Welke film komt die?

[Pulpeet]

Ook uit The Matrix Reloaded. Werd getriggered door Mart.

uitspraak van the oracle

[Crystal]

quote:

Huk schreef op 29 mei 2004 om 00:15:
uit "The Crow"

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children

Mooie film trouwens, maar doet er in dit topic niet toe .

[Vivine]

Ik vergeet al die goeie teksten altijd ...
Er was in Lotr - The two Towers een zinnetje over dat er altijd nog iets moois in de wereld is, wat het waard is om voor te vechten.
Die vond ik wel mooi.

[LaNaussee]

Niet welke je bedoelt, maar komt een eind in de goede richting.

Uit Se7en:
Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote: 'the world is a fine place and worth fighting for'. I agree with the last part.

[Does]

Terminator:

Hastalavista baby!

Full Metal Jackey:

In Vietnam the wind doesn't blow, it sucks

Trainspotting:

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurrance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?

Shrek

I'm not a puppet, i'm a real boy!

Ogres are like onions. Onions have layers, Ogres have layers.

[Bumblebee]

In één of andere slechte film waarbij iets op het punt staat te ontploffen wat iemand al had voorspeld (ik heb echt werkelijk geen idee meer maar dit was ongeveer het enige leuke in die film. Armageddon of zoiets denk ik)

O no! I hate it that I'm always right!

[Joesoef]

Braveheart

Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"


King Longshank: The trouble with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots!"

[jane]

Dolores Claiborne:
Sometimes being a bitch is al a woman has to hang on to

[DoubleUP]

Azeem in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves:

"Hospitality in this country is as cold as the weather"

[DoubleUP]

Oeps... Ik realiseer me net dat ik volgende week naar Engeland op vakantie ga...
En nu maar hopen dat die quote niet tegen mij gebruikt wordt, maar dat ik het tegendeel mag ervaren

[dirigentje]

Romeinse keizerin Nympho (Madeleine Kahn!!!) wordt in "History of the world-pt. 2" nogal hobbelig op een bed rondgedragen door zes van haar slaven.
"Could you pleeeeeeez step with the same foot at the same time!!! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Bovenstaande quote, incl. het fantastische mime-werk van miss Kahn heeft in onze familie al jaaaaaaaren voor lachsalvo's gezorgd.....

[Does]

Kristina Loken in Terminator 3

"I like your car."
"I like your gun."

Grappige is dat ze heel weinig zegt in heel die film, ze schiet er alleen een beetje op los en word veel beschoten. Deze 2 oneliners lijken dom maar ze zijn erg geestig, zoals zij het zegt is het gewoon om rillingen van te krijgen.



Snatch

De film Snatch zit vol met heerlijke oneliners en dialogen etc. Ik post er maar een paar denk ik.

quote:

Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans?

quote:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
 
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
 
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.

quote:

Brick Top Polford: Go and put the kettle on.
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top Polford: No thanks, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

[Does]

quote:

Joesoef schreef op 10 juni 2004 om 09:06:
Braveheart

Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"


King Longshank: The trouble with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots!"

Nog meer:

quote:

William Wallace: I am William Wallace.
Man: William Wallace is seven feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

quote:

King Edward "Longshanks" I: One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one

[aegron]

Als we het dan toch over Braveheart hebben:

Stephen: [Speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him.
Stephen: [To William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
Stephen: [Heavenward] Yes, Father.
Stephen: [To William and the others] The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.
William Wallace: The answer is yes. Fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Stephen: Excellent.

of nog een uit snatch (niet echt een quote, maar wel ongelovelijk grappig):

(de hond word geaaid): squeek

[Does]

quote:

aegron schreef op 22 juli 2004 om 11:35:

(de hond word geaaid): squeek

Inderdaad. Die hond ruleerd...

[AVee]

It's called a "changeover." The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.

- Fightclub

[Ge2rt]

Eind 19de eeuw. De boekhouder William Blake loopt een nieuwe baan mis en zoekt troost bij bloemiste Thel. Ze worden betrapt door haar ex-minnaar Charlie, die Thel doodschiet en William ernstig verwondt.
Uit zelfverdediging schiet William Charlie neer en slaat vervolgens op de vlucht voor diens wraakzuchtige vader, die een beloning op zijn hoofd zet.
Zo ontmoet hij de indiaan Nobody, die zich zijn lot aantrekt. Nadat William voor de tweede keer is beschoten vindt de volgende conversatie plaats. Nobody: "Oh, je hebt nog meer metaal van blanken verzameld." William: "Ja, ik lijk wel een magneet."

[JeeHaa]

Nog eentje uit Se7en. Niet echt mooi, of leuk, of gevat. Maar maakte om de een of andere reden diepe, diepe indruk op mij:

John Doe: We are not what was intended.

[porcupine]

quote:

Ge2rt schreef op 22 juli 2004 om 18:08:
Eind 19de eeuw. De boekhouder William Blake loopt een nieuwe baan mis en zoekt troost bij bloemiste Thel. Ze worden betrapt door haar ex-minnaar Charlie, die Thel doodschiet en William ernstig verwondt.
Uit zelfverdediging schiet William Charlie neer en slaat vervolgens op de vlucht voor diens wraakzuchtige vader, die een beloning op zijn hoofd zet.
Zo ontmoet hij de indiaan Nobody, die zich zijn lot aantrekt. Nadat William voor de tweede keer is beschoten vindt de volgende conversatie plaats. Nobody: "Oh, je hebt nog meer metaal van blanken verzameld." William: "Ja, ik lijk wel een magneet."

Dit komt uit de film 'Dead man' met Johnny Depp.
Deze is geïnspireerd door De werken van de 18e eeuwse schrijver William Blake.
De indiaan Nobody is een wandelende citatengenerator van hem.

[Ge2rt]

quote:

porcupine schreef op 22 juli 2004 om 19:34:
[...]

Dit komt uit de film 'Dead man' met Johnny Depp.
Deze is geïnspireerd door De werken van de 18e eeuwse schrijver William Blake.
De indiaan Nobody is een wandelende citatengenerator van hem.

Oeps!?! Titel vergeten te vermelden. Bedankt voor je aanvulling!

[Mart]

forrest gump

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

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Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
Forrest Gump: Like me.
Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.

[nishu]

terminator : i'll be back

simpsons: doooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slim blondje]

LOTR TFOTR:
Frodo: I would take it. I would take the ring to Mordor. Though....I do not know the way.

En om verder te gaan met FORREST GUMP:
FG: Like my mum always said: life is like a box of chocolats, you'll never know what you're gonna get.

FG ontmoet z'n toekomstige maat in de bus. Deze zegt z'n naam (sorry, ben ik ff vergeten) en "people call me Bubba"
Dan FG: I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump. People call ME Forrest Gump.

[LaNaussee]

Uit Notting Hill:

William Thacker: I guess goodbye is traditional

[Ulysses]

quote:

When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.

Lefty - Donnie Brasco

quote:

It only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

Debbie - American Graffiti

[Twix]

Tyler Durden: "We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

Narrator: "I am Jack's smirking revenge."

Tyler Durden: "You just had a near-life experience!"

- Fight Club

McMurphy: "They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

Martini: [rips a cigarette in half] I bet a nickel.
McMurphy: Dime's the limit, Martini.
Martini: I bet a dime.
[Puts the two halves onto the table.]
McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime.
[shows a whole cigarette]
McMurphy: If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get shit. Try and smoke it. You understand?
Martini: Yes.
McMurphy: You don't understand.

- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

 

[Macguinness]

Uit Seinfeld:

"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."

[Tave]

Andy (Tim Robbins) in The Shawshank Redemption: "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies!"

[Does]

Paar quotes uit Barbershop:

Dinka : I'm big-boned, Rick! Hefty! Rotund! There's too much of myself to go around!

Eddie : There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Honda a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black ass down!

Billy : First thing I'ma do... I'ma get me a tattoo. It gon' say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!"

[Tave]

Nog wat mooie quotes uit The Shawshank Redemption

Red (Morgan Freeman): "These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways."

Red is verteller van het verhaal in de film, hij verteld zo ook: "I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."

Andy Dufresne: "I think it all comes down to a simple choice. Get busy living, or get busy dying."

[LaNaussee]

Uit the world is not enough:

What's the point of living, when you can't feel alive?

[Macguinness]

Uit "Groundhogday" :

"Its Groundhogdaaaaaaay!!!"

[ikdoemee]

A man 's got to do what a man 's got to do.

(Clint Eastwood over de paradox van Vrije Wil versus Voorbestemming)

[jane]

Virtuosity (film over een computerprogramma bedoeld om politieagenten te trainen uit de hand loopt)
Sid 6.7 (vleesgeworden computerprogramma):
"I can't change what I am Daryl. I'm a 50 kilobyte self evolving neural network double backflip of the high platform I'm not a swandive and I must tell you killing for real was a real rush.
Daryl: Oh my god
Sid 6.7: Wich god would that be? The one that created you or the one that created me? You see, in your world the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, but in my world the one who gave me life doesn't have any balls. You're frightfully inadequate for a deity Daryl!

Wat ik er geweldig aan vind is dat in een zin heel de vermogens van de mens t.av. wat mogelijk is met computers te niet wordt gedaan door de mens erachter te disqualificeren.

computer gestuurde barman: you look mighty parched partner
Sid 6.7: To think you constitute one of my ancestors. I'm vaquely offended bij that

[jane]

William Parcher: Man is capable of as much atrocities as he has imagination
A beautifil mind, Akiva Goldsman