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For those of you planning on seeing the LOTR movies at the theater here are some survival tips.
1. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -
2. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
5. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
6. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
7. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
8. When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
9. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
10. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
11. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
Ik snap die laatste van de Frankenfurter niet helemaal (dat is toch een worstje?)
